Lauren Secatore was an original member of innuendo, which is the only original thing she's ever done. Her derivative interests include eating freeze pops and ending educational inequity.
           When she's not pining over the ones who got away [will, bill, call me] she's teaching seventh grade on the south side of Chicago. Lauren would like to thank innuendo for getting her the job. Her philosophy degree gave her no marketable skills, but years of leading innuendo practice has trained her well for trying to get over 20 people to shut up and listen.