Parody on Forensics in 1942 Howler



"FORENSICS at Wake Forest have enjoyed a successful year, at Wake Forest, generally speaking, Generally speaking the team has been pretty generally speaking, generally. Behrends spoke. So did several other fellows. The team debated quite a lot. Why, there's no telling how many debates the team did enter this year. South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Boy, they sure did debate quite a lot.

Several of the fellows got prizes for stuff. Debating, speaking, talking, stuff like that. Several others didn't. One time old Behrends got a prize. For something, I forget. Hocked it, though. Didn't bring much. Lots of times the fellows debated and talked and such at different woman's colleges. And then after the debates were over everybody would get a date and sit around and drink cokes and talk about Life. Girl debaters are very intelligent, especially from V.I., because they all come from Oklahoma and are very pretty and eight feet tall and they take your mind off debating. Once old C. C. Hope got a date."


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